Bears vs Babies Card Game

Bears vs Babies is a card game where you build incredible monsters who go to war with horrible, awful babies. Stitch together a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos, or a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who is being piloted by a robot-squirrel.

Give your creations limbs, weapons, and special hats to help prepare them for the inevitable infant onslaught. In this hilarious game of strategic, benevolent betrayal, you win by eating more babies than anyone else.

Contains: 107x cards featuring illustrations from The Oatmeal and 1x Cloth Gameboard

Age: 10 Years+

Batteries: Not required

SKU: 3251263

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Standard Delivery - Mainland UK 

• Delivery in 2-4 days
• Free for orders £19.99 and above
• £2.99 on orders below £19.99
  

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Standard Delivery - Non-Mainland UK

• Delivery in 3-6 working days
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• £2.99 on orders below £19.99 
• Northern Ireland will incur a £3.99 delivery cost
• Includes: Highlands, Northern Ireland, Isles, Islands and some rural areas. 
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Maximum Basket Value of £130.

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